Quiz: Which "Orange Is The New Black" Inmate Are You?


"I've been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened and called Taylor Swift." - Piper

Take this personality quiz to see if you are Vause, Piper, Red or Stella from Orange Is The New Black.

 Jan 10, 2016
1 of 7Pick An Answer:
Prison shiv
Your mind
Lock In A Sock
2 of 7Pick An Answer:
Mashed potatoes
Hot dog
3 of 7Pick An Answer:
Get seriously drunk
Go see a concert/movie
Flee the country, obviously
Cook a beautiful meal
4 of 7Pick An Answer:
Sewing factory
5 of 7Pick An Answer:
Something that needed to be done
Something incredibly smart
Something stupid
Something violent
6 of 7Pick An Answer:
Herbs + Spices
7 of 7Pick An Answer:
Your Lawyer
Your mom
I don't need any phone time.
Your S.O.
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