Your Period As Explained By Horror Movies
Carrie via United Artists
Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.
1. When you realize that the time has come.
Scream Queens via Fox
2. You're only spotting a little, but you know you're doomed.
Candyman via TriStar Pictures
3. Waking up after a night without protection.
Saw via Lionsgate
4. An actual image of you crawling out of bed.
The Ring via Dreamworks
5. A vision of how Netflix captures your soul for 5 solid days.
Poltergeist via MGM
6. How you look vs. how you feel
"Crazy In Love" Beyonce via The Hit Factory/Sony Music
7. This is you in the middle of Day 3.
Reservoir Dogs via Miramax Films
8. When you've gained 3lbs in one week, you whisper this to the universe.
The Strangers via Rogue Pictures
9. When your Kale Blazer green juice just isn't cutting it.
BROWNIES. IN MY MOUTH. STAT.
10. Your reaction when someone asks why you're being so mean.
11. You, at the end of Day 5 when you're finally ready to skip the tamp.
3 hours later.
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