Your Oktober Love Horoscope - Kardashian Style

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See what the stars have aligned for you and your Kardashian counterpart courtesy of Tracy Allen's love column in Glamour.

1. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)


(You're the real MVP bc you made Kim famous.)

You might be drawn to a power player or someone older than you during this time, and falling for a boss or mentor is a possibility. With Mars in your subliminal corner through all of October, you can accomplish a lot by working behind the scenes, though. This planetary position favors very private sex, so if you get involved with someone now, you might keep it to yourself for a bit. You may feel like you're taking one step forward and two steps back, and this is the perfect month to unpack emotional baggage so you can move into the future with a sense of freedom and optimism. And with Venus in your group zone gelling with Jupiter on October 26, you're apt to click with someone new or share a positive experience with a pal then. A Venus-Saturn meetup on the 29th may reveal whom you can rely on, so lean on good friends if you need to.

TL;DR -- If you've been crushing on your boss, follow your heart (or fantasy) but keep it on the ~DL~ at first. Use this month to let go of things in your past that are holding you down and run toward people who have proven their loyalty to you.

2. Pisces (February 19–March 20)


Move over Blac Chyna, there's a new woman in Rob's life!

Planets in the Venus-Pluto and Mars-Jupiter houses are sparring during the first half of the month, calling for you to draw a clear line between your platonic and sexual bonds. Make sure you're sending out clear signals when the sun, Mercury and Jupiter tangle with Neptune on October 2, 12 and 23. Venus in your ambition angle will be harmonizing with Jupiter on the 26th, helping you feel more optimistic about achieving your relationship goals. And a Mercury-Neptune collaboration on October 30 nudges you to chat up a stranger if you're single; you're apt to find common ground without much effort.

TL;DR -- Enough with the mixed signals, girl. Speak your mind and follow your heart. Think positive thoughts about your love life and say "yes" to new opportunities... what've you got to lose?

3. Aries (March 21–April 19)


A daring Aries, your star sign matches big sis Kourtney.

When the full moon lands in Aries on October 15, you're bound to feel temperamental, so don't think twice about chilling by yourself that night. Venus segues into your expansion corner on the 18th; if you're dating, that's your cue to branch out and give a guy who doesn't meet all of your criteria a chance. You might decide a man bun isn't a deal-breaker after all! Whether you're single or spoken for, when Jupiter and Venus jostle with Neptune in your release sector on the 23rd and 25th, letting go of the past and embracing the future will enhance your ability to connect with someone in the present. On October 30, a new moon in your intimacy zone can heat up your sex life in the weeks that follow.

TL;DR -- Stop refusing to go out with that one guy because he doesn't meet all of your #BoyfriendGoals. Take a step back and think about what you really want, and then go after it! Forget about the past, embrace the future and get ready for a nice romp on the 30th.

4. Taurus (April 20–May 20)


Stubborn and independent, you're just like the newest Kardashian, BLAC CHYNA.

Your ruler, Venus, dances through your one-on-one angle until October 18 and moves into your intimacy zone after that, so you're definitely in the mood for companionship. Resist the temptation to hook up with a pal on the 25th, when Venus battles Neptune, blurring the line between platonic and sexual. If you're already taken, your private life can get out of sync with your social life that night, creating disappointment and misunderstanding. When Venus and Saturn align in your intimacy zone on October 29, a relationship can turn super serious. If you're part of a couple, this will feel like a test, requiring both of you to get on the same page. A new moon on the 30th might bring a new man into your life or make you even more committed to your current one.

TL;DR -- If you've been thinking about getting it on with your friend w/ benefits, don't. Unless you're ready to take a relationship to a more serious level, shy away for a little while until you're sure you're ready. Toward the end of the month, those ladies in a relationship may feel like they're being tested -- be slow to react and think before going total girl-zilla.

5. Gemini (May 21–June 20)

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Quick-witted yet serious, your stars align with K-A-N-Y-E

Mars charges through your intimacy house in October, giving your libido a major boost. Do your own thing or hang out with friends if one-on-one relations feel too loaded on October 15, when several planets skirmish with each other. The Mars-Pluto hookup on October 19 hints at super intense sex if you have a partner, but you could also wind up in a power struggle if the intensity doesn't get used up in the bedroom. Single? This combo pushes you to turn a big psychological corner, especially if you're recovering from a loss. A Venus-Neptune disagreement on the 25th introduces uncertainty about where a relationship is headed, but the Venus-Jupiter collaboration on the 26th restores optimism, making that an ideal date night.

TL;DR -- October is time to ~get it on~ girl. Your libido is on fleek this month, no matter if you're single or taken. Toward the end of the month, you may be feeling squeamish about a current love interest... use the 26th as the perfect date night before you jump ship.

6. Cancer (June 21–July 22)


Undeniably loyal, your stars fall in line with everyone's favorite K --> Khloe!

Venus lingers in your romance-and-happiness zone until October 18, inspiring you to enjoy life every chance you get. And with Mars hanging out in your one-on-one angle all month, odds are you'll have more fun if you snag a partner to join you. Even if you only end up grabbing dinner with a guy, your faith in love and your ability to find common ground with a wide range of people will be to your advantage. A partnership could take a strange turn on October 28, when Mars battles erratic Uranus, so expect the unexpected. Looking for love? Keep your eyes peeled at work after the 18th, since amorous Venus will be warming up your job house at that point.

TL;DR -- Hey, you've been flying solo for a while now and it's time to switch. things. up. Out with the old! In with the new! Let's get this love train rolling! Test new opportunities and take a step out of that dreadful comfort zone. You've got this covered... expect the unexpected.

7. Leo (July 23–August 22)


Undeniably driven by desire, you're matched up with the sultriest of them all -- Kylie.

If you have your eye on a colleague, after-work drinks or a late night at the office could lead to hooking up when Mars vibes with Neptune. Venus lands in your romance house on the 18th, favoring flirting and dating after that. Avoid rushing into anything on the 25th, though, when her spat with Neptune makes it hard to tell the difference between a crush and a soul mate. If you're hoping to meet new guys, a Venus-Jupiter connection on October 26 prompts you to go somewhere you've never been before in your neighborhood and take part in a favorite pastime or have fun with friends.

TL;DR -- If you've been checking out a cutie at work, act on it! But hey, Aries. Slow your roll. Don't rush into things, just play around for a little while until you're sure about where you want things to go. Save time for friends at the end of the month and don't be shy about letting your flirtation FLY.

8. Virgo (August 23–September 22)


According to Ranker Queen Bey is Kimmy's 4th BFF so this counts. (Plus, any excuse to reference Beyonce is gucci, am I right?)

With Venus in your communication sector and Mars in your romance-and-happiness house, you're inclined to wear your heart on your sleeve and do as you please. The full moon on October 15 spells emotional drama in an important relationship, which could ultimately bring you closer or mark the beginning of the end. The Mars-Pluto hookup on the 19th will generate sparks, and any attraction that begins then is likely to be intense. After Venus sashays into your domestic angle on the 18th, you may want to show off your cooking (or Seamless) skills; skip the 25th and circle the 26th instead. A Venus-Neptune skirmish is bound to make you insecure, but you'll feel comfortable when Venus gels with Jupiter the next day. Sex on the 28th needs to be no-strings, since Mars is sparring with freewheeling Uranus then. If you require commitment, go home alone that night.

TL;DR -- Cut the drama and have some FUN this month. Looks like you're going to have a wild night on the 19th that could turn into a little something more. Let loose for October and steer clear of commitment -- this is the time for you to test new opportunities and see what you want before snuggle season arrives full-throttle.

9. Libra (September 23–October 22)


You're the queen of the bunch, naturally. Your star sign matches ~KIM~

A full moon in your one-on-one angle on October 15 can trigger a turning point in a relationship, and you're likely to have very strong feelings about the situation. Take deep breaths, try to be a good listener and step back for a while to process the turbulence inside you and assess where you stand. The tone lightens significantly on the 26th, thanks to your ruling planet, Venus, in your communication corner vibing with Jupiter in Libra. You'll be able to tell people how much you care about them and might even drop the L-word for the first time if the spirit moves you. Single Libras can readily meet new prospects that day—especially if you broaden your horizons by checking out new spots in your neighborhood or on your commute. Even picking up your morning latte at a different café could do the trick.

TL;DR -- Get your a$$ off of Tinder because your little fling may just be the real deal. For the single ladies --> knock it off with the hard-to-get mentality and get ready to mingle! Love is in the air pre-holiday for you, girlfriend.

10. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)

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Fiercely loyal, your strong nature and passionate personality match you with fellow Scorpio Kendall!

With Venus gracing your sign until the 18th, you're having good hair days and feeling social. Take advantage of your magnetism and spend quality time with your s.o. if you have one, book dates with someone you're into or go out with friends and flirt more than usual. Mars and Pluto are your co-ruling planets, and they're joining forces on October 19, deepening your mindset and your interactions. Make a conscious effort to put this super intense energy to good use. Venus's quibble with Neptune on the 25th puts you in danger of idealizing someone's worth, and you'll have an easier time understanding what's best for you when Venus jibes with Jupiter the next day. A Scorpio new moon on October 30 nudges you to start expressing yourself with greater impact, blending alluring romanticism and impressive personal power.

TL;DR -- Get yourself out there chica! You're lookin' GOOD and it's time for you to share that fortune with someone new! If you're in a relationship, show it some love. If you're single, get your flirt on and find someone worth your time.

11. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)


The three reigning (see what I did there?) Kardashian men Saint, Reign AND Mason share this star sign with you, baby!

If you're unattached, that's a good time to attend big gatherings and let people know you're open to meeting new guys. Since that house also rules technology, joining a dating site or using an app you haven't logged onto in a while could yield results.A full moon on the 15th will probably give you an urge to play, and it might bring a sudden crush that may or may not turn into something. Venus arrives in Sag on the 18th, sending your sociability and charm skyrocketing. Another bonus: You'll feel extra attractive during the next few weeks! That special glow is apt to be noticed, so put yourself in a position to draw in the right people, particularly on the 26th when Venus vibes with Jupiter. Her meetup with Saturn on October 29 could make you feel more inhibited, but it might inspire you to commit if you're already involved.

TL;DR -- Drop the single girl power act and admit that you want a snuggle buddy before it gets cold. If you're already seeing someone, take the leap and try the L-word this month.

12. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)


Often a notch above your peers, you match with the prodigious John Legend. (He sang at Kim + Kanye's wedding so he's obvi a part of the bunch)

Throughout October, Mars will be transiting your sign, mobilizing you to pursue your goals. With Venus in your group zone until October 18, you're able to juggle your professional and personal lives fairly well. If you're single, your best bet for meeting new guys is networking. So put the word out and say yes to large gatherings of all sorts, including industry events. After Venus segues into your release corner on the 18th, you'll need more alone time, and if you're in a relationship, getting cozy with your man in private will be particularly gratifying. You'll be a force of nature when Mars and Pluto come together in Cap on October 19. This energy is so intense that you'd do well to make use of it in the bedroom or working independently on a passion project. You'll probably feel volatile on the 28th, due to a Mars-Uranus dustup, and a decluttering binge might help. The next day, Venus's meetup with Saturn can facilitate closure if you're trying to get over someone.

TL;DR -- Those of you in relationships need to spend some QT with your s.o. and those of you dealing with a heartbreak will finally find peace-- single girls will be Netflix n' CHILLIN on Oct. 19 so schedule those Brazilians, ladies.