Tinder Dating As Told By Bridget Jones

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"That's not a good enough offer for me."

1. Asking yourself if you can get away with granny panties.

The answer is yes. The answer is always yes.

2. Realizing there are areas you've neglected for far too long.

3. Your exact reaction when your date cancels plans.

4. When you swipe the wrong way

and count the moments of sweet serenity before the message icon appears.

5. Your actual experience on the lavish date you told your friends about.

6. Getting home from the worst date ever.

7. Showing your appreciation for their charitable donation to your stomach.

8. Your idea of a threesome. You + Ben + Jerry = <3

9. When your date thinks you're singing about them

but you're actually singing about pepperoni pizza, extra cheese.

Preach it, sister. Now hurry and share this with all of your Tinder-loving girlfriends to see which one their favorite is!