17 Struggles Only People On A "Cleanse" Will Understand

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Breaking up is hard to do.

1. When I decide I'm gonna eat "clean" cause Chrissy Teigan says sugar has cancer.

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Bye bye carbs hello quinoa and kale! Watch out, cancer feeding sugars! Prepare for obliteration!

2. and I'm like I can't believe I wasn't doing this all along

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It's all about PALEO people!

3. I'm all like "Whoohoo! Nothing but pure! Natural! Healthy! Snacks!"

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4. It''s been two hours since I ate, and I'm pretty sure I'm dropping pounds by the second.

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"Actually a donut probably would do my health some good right now."

5. When I'm all like "Actually💡 veggies and fruits can be just as delicious as carbs"

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6. and it's not even a quarter of the way to lunch but and my stomach grumbles

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What I’ll do is... spend time ~imagining~ the taste of butter on toast in my mouth.

7. and then someone decides to make today DESSERT day at the office

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8. "Nah. I don't want any of those chocolate chip cookies, this kale is gonna be the bombdiggity."

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9. and my co-workers are on a chipotle run and it's free guac day.

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10. When I'm like, "If I have just a bite of the nachos, I'll probz burn all the calories from it by walking."

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11. and the office next to me is microwaving pizza. ARGH the smell of baked cheese is like sunshine to me!

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12. but my will power is strong and I can deflect this nefarious desires!

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Nothing tastes....

13. Chrissakes they brought lemon squares?!!

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Girl knows I'm the only one who actually eats those

14. Me when Belinda from work is like "Anyone want this last brownie? No? K, I'll just toss it"

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15. and then hours after my willpower has died a slow death....

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16. I realize that humans are made to eat delicious food. If not, we wouldn't have created it!

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17. and my soul is satisfied because the lemon bars and guac have been conquered

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Screw diets and cheers to enjoying life! amiright?

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