1. Kylie's Bodyguard who made the earth stood still.
And Frisk us.
Please. And thank you.
2. Kris Jenner's DILF version of Thor.
Who knew Kris loved beer so much? Cause she sure did order herself a nice tall glass of it.
And he's got the hops.
3. Here's Khloé with her macho man bodyguard
Putting the bod in bodyguard.
4. Here's Kardashian cameraman looking like a straight up melted sunday on a hot hot hot hot day.
Literally Sir, please STOP and turn that camera around.
Too bad his Facebook page says he's married.
Yeah. We stalked him.
5. Here's Kim Kardashian's Australian security guy Shengo Deane
Betting this guy knows how to really use a boomerang.
Just gonna guess it's just as hot down under.
At least Kim crocodiled the dundee.
6. Kim's makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic is THE highlight.
Sir? Hows 'bout we give you a lesson on ~body~ contouring...
7. Here's the not-quite-a-Kardashian Caitlyn Jenner's bodyguard.
Looking like a tall glass of hanky panky town and a side dish of trouble.
Just sign us up for a pat-down.