21 Times Robert Downey Jr Was Ugly AF

1. When he was a little off key...

but still tickled the keys of your heart.

2. When he was killing you softly with his love.

And had you all flushed with fever.

3. That time he was your afternoon eye candy.

And his sultry eyelashes rocked you to your core.

4. When he won the wet T shirt contest.

And had you like O_O

5. When he proved he could be hardworking and sexy at the exact same time.

Mmyeah... super gross right?

6. That time he helped you with your math homework.

7. When he proved his face could do all of the frame shapes.

And validated that again here…

and here...

and oh yeah here.

8. That time he was sexy/fierce.

And we were like, how is it that this god has not yet been People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive?

9. That time even Loki just could not keep his hands off.

Cause Loki knows whats up.

10. That time he made you wanna throw your hands up and wash!

A little bit softer now... a little bit softer now...

11. That time he didn't want to toot his own horn...

But his face did it for him.

12. The time he made you think about the fruit of your own womb.

And you were like "Is spontaneous ovulation a thing?"

13. When he was a man of practical aspirations.

Robert Downey Jr. 2020 people!

14. When he made this confession.

And you were like "What if I could be a llama?"

15. That time he pulled off lederhosen.

"Danke schoen, darling danke schoen..."

16. When the flag of the United States pledged allegiance to him.

And you thought "What if I was the U.S. flag?"

17. The time he was nothing less than a Greek god.

18. When he proved his jawline was the most chiseled in all of the land.

That chipped away at the structure of your heart...

19. That time he made googly eyes at you...

and you were like...

"I'm pretty sure I'm dating RDJ?"

20. When he was so hot he heated up his own coffee.

... and melted your lovestruck heart

21. That time he really revved your engines.

You know not what you do.

Good luck Robert! You're gonna need it!

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