17 Times Uncle Jesse Made You Wish You Were Aunt Becky
Have mercy indeed!
1. When he was literally Michelle's ~warm and fuzzy~.
And you were like "Sorry Michelle, can I steel him for sec?"
2. When he had you like "I think I'm ready to be a mom now?"
~Bites clenched fist~
3. When he was totally winning the super playful DILF game.
4. When he had you wishing you could be a furry blanket.
"Oh that I were a blanket on that bed, that I might touch that cheek"
5. When he was totally down to include Michelle in activities.
God. Is. Great.
6. When he was clumsy cute at the ice rink but was super cool with it.
7. When he embodied DILF goals while being a total pregnant lady.
8. When he gave Michelle the look and less hot Uncle Joey made him look hotter/
9. That time he sang to you but he accidentally looked over at Aunt Becky...
Oh awkward... honey I'm over here! 👋
10. That time he laughed at Stephanie's cheesy joke.
Which you would have told better and funnier and made Uncle Jesse actually laugh.
11. That time he took a really bizarre situation and rolled with it.
12. When Aunt Becky was trying to cuddle and he looked at you like...
"You know you the one girl."
13. That time he said this to Michelle.
And made you feel super safe.
14. That time he was a total trooper.
15. That time he was totally dadding with Alex.
16. That time he was being a total goon.
But was still being a complete deity.
17. When he was being a concerned DILF to Nicky.
And you were like "Baaaaaaabe, I love it when you make that face. Nicky, watch the hair!"