11 Real Phases Every Boricua Has Been Through

1. There was a time you owned Brazilian pants

In all the colors.

...That time is probably still around nowish too.

2. You also matched them with baggy shirts

3. And jerseys.

4. Everyone in your life knew hoop earrings with your name were your life's goal

5. You had a pair of “Chinese slippers”

6. Dark lip liner and clear lip gloss was super classy to you at a time

7. This store was your reason for going to the mall

8. Strands of hair hung around your face.

9. So did cornrows with colorful hair ties

10. Your reggaeton beat phase happened. Stop pretending it didn't.

11. You became fluent in spanglish

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