Only 1 out of 50 People Can Pass this Dallas Slang Test. Can You

Are you fixin' ta claim your Dallasonian card?

marilyn monroe, celebs, movies/tv
 May 30, 2016
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Question: 1/10Pick your answer!

The guy from Forrest Gump
What people call their brother
A shrimp restaurant

Question: 2/10Pick your answer!

"Fit to be tied"
Ready for bed
Ready to go

Question: 3/10Pick your answer!

"Tan your hide"
Reference to getting a spanking
Ready to go to the beach

Question: 4/10Pick your answer!

"Hold your cabios"
Let's get
Wait a second
Watch yourself

Question: 5/10Pick your answer!

"Smart as all get out"
Pretty dumb
Extremely smart
Old and tired

Question: 6/10Pick your answer!

Pond or lake

Question: 7/10Pick your answer!

"Fur piece"
A distance away

Question: 8/10Pick your answer!

"Toad choker"
A cat
A palmetto bug
A down pour of rain

Question: 9/10Pick your answer!


Question: 10/10Pick your answer!

"Catty whompus"
Over eager
Out of place
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