The Best Twilight Instagram Captions and Quotes

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"Where the hell have you been, loca?"

The first Twilight movie debuted in 2008 and ushered in the greatest goth girl era with official Hot Topic merchandise and an underrated pop-punk soundtrack. The romantic fantasy franchise cemented Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart as Hollywood stars. Robert Pattinson is Batman now! Kirsten Stewart is Princess Diana! Meanwhile, the once-ridiculed Twilight films have come back around in pop culture as kind of a vibe. Somebody should tell ultimate Twilight hater Robert Pattinson the good news! With Y2K nostalgia and all the pure cringy, campy moments in the series, Twilight ages like a true member of the Cullen clan.

Relive the entire saga with these Twilight quotes, memes, and Instagram captions! Perfect for Halloween, costume events, and Twilight rewatch parties!

Romantic Twilight Quotes

  • "I'd never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go." -Bella Swan, Twilight

  • "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" -Edward Cullen, Twilight

  • "You are my life now." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

  • "So please, don't make me choose. Cause it'll be him. It's always been him." -Bella Swan, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

  • "No measure of time with you will be long enough. But we'll start with forever." -Edward Cullen, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Funny Twilight Quotes

  • "Hold on tight, spider monkey." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

  • "This is the skin of a killer, Bella... I'm a killer." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

  • "Where the hell have you been, loca?" -Jacob Black, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

  • "I punched a werewolf in the face." -Bella Swan, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

  • "Doesn't he own a shirt?" -Edward Cullen, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Weird Twilight Quotes

  • "It's like you're my own personal brand of heroin." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

  • "Well, I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing, I don't really…" -Bella Swan, Twilight

  • "You imprinted on my daughter?!" -Bella Swan, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

  • "You nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?!" -Bella Swan, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

  • "Look. It's a wolf thing." -Jacob Black, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

Funny Twilight Instagram Captions

  • Resident of Forks, Washington

  • Team Loca

  • [Supermassive Black Hole by Muse plays]

  • If you listen to Claire De Lune, text me

  • Just a stupid lamb looking for my sick, masochistic lion

Cute Twilight Instagram Captions

  • I play baseball during thunderstorms ⚡️

  • Don't bother me, I'm listening to Decode by Paramore

  • In my Bella Swan era

  • I like my vampires sparkly

  • When you're unconditionally and irrevocably in love

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