No, It’s Not Gibberish - It’s Texas Lingo! How Many Words Do YOU Know?

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A true Texan can ace this quiz! And if you don't, well, bless your heart.

Take this ultimate quiz about Texas food, culture, and slang to prove that you're a real local. Don't even think about cheating! You up to it?

 Dec 15, 2018

1 of 21Pick Your Answer!

Don't y'all try lying to your mama now. She won't fall for it!
Yeah, this ain't her second rodeo!
Yeah, this ain't her first rodeo!
Yeah, this ain't her last rodeo!

2 of 21Pick Your Answer!

Texas high school kids love giving and receiving ______, which are very large, very elaborate corsages.
Flower bracelets
Mums
Flower crowns

3 of 21Pick Your Answer!

A true Texan says ________ to a group of people!
"Hey, y'all!"
"What's up, bros?"
"Hey, you all!"

4 of 21Pick Your Answer!

If a Texan says someone is "all hat and no cattle," what does that mean?
They're all talk and can't deliver!
They're very mean
They are way too smart

5 of 21Pick Your Answer!

What might you say to someone gossiping about others?
Quit being ugly!
Don't be angry!
Stop being mean!

6 of 21Pick Your Answer!

"I'm fixin' to go out tonight!" means __.
I don't want to go out!
I might go out!
I'm getting ready to go out!

7 of 21Pick Your Answer!

"I was really nervous but you were as calm as a ____ bug!"
June
Palmetto
Lady

8 of 21Pick Your Answer!

"Quit saying those ugly things or I'll make you leave! You're really ______."
Raisin' cattle!
Raisin' Cain!
Raisin' Lazarus!

9 of 21Pick Your Answer!

Sometimes, a huge field of blooming ________ is just too pretty to pass by!
Daisies
Roses
Bluebonnets

10 of 21Pick Your Answer!

Someone who's VERY angry is:
Angrier than a rodeo bull!
Grumpy as a mother hog!
Madder than a wet hen!

11 of 21Pick Your Answer!

If you don't trust someone, you'd say:
"He can't even grow his own corn!"
"I wouldn't trust him any farther than I could throw him!"
"Even the hens won't lay eggs for him!"

12 of 21Pick Your Answer!

Why wouldn't you want to do something that'll go "until the cows come home?"
Because it'll take only a few minutes!
Because it'll take all day!
Because it'll take years!

13 of 21Pick Your Answer!

"I thought I lost the tv remote, but there it was, sitting on the table in front of me bigger 'n' Dallas!"
It was right in front of you the whole time!
Yeah, remotes always try to hide from you.
Aw, it was broken!

14 of 21Pick Your Answer!

If Bigfoot lives in the Pacific Northwest, and the Jersey Devil lives in the Pine Barrens, then the ______ must live in Texas!
Chupacabra
Yeti
Slenderman

15 of 21Pick Your Answer!

"I can't even believe he said that! It was so rude. Threw me right into a gosh darn ______!"
Grump fit!
Conniption fit!
Duel!

16 of 21Pick Your Answer!

"Yeah, you definitely _______!"
Tipped a cow over!
Bopped a pig's snout!
Flew off the handle!

17 of 21Pick Your Answer!

________ may sound like encouragement, but you might not want to seem so happy to be on the receiving end!
"Bless your soul"
"Bless your heart"
"Bless your spirit"

18 of 21Pick Your Answer!

A Texas country fried steak meal is never complete without the:
Cornbread, of course
Green beans, of course
Gravy, of course

19 of 21Pick Your Answer!

Someone who's really attractive is called:
A tall glass of cola!
A looker!
A cute bluebonnet!

20 of 21Pick Your Answer!

"There's no way I'm going out there in this weather! It's hotter than ______!"
Mama's kitchen
All git out
My boots can take

21 of 21Pick Your Answer!

You'll always have so much pride for the ________ in your heart, because nowhere else in the world even comes close!
Lone Star State
Show Me State
Rodeo State
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